Tuesday 13 January 2009

Thursday 20 November 2008

GET TO KNOW Premiere !

W W Word !

Hyped ! Finally got a spot confirmed for the premiere with the help from my good friend Dave Elder. He's a BADMAN and puts on alot of dope events in MK.

It's gonna take place at the SNO!bar @ the Xscape in Central Milton Keynes. Shit kicks off at 9PM.
We got a pretty big space down stairs that's going to be all sectioned off for the event. There's gonna be some bangin' DJs through out the night, we got some Hip Hop, some reggae and I guess some d&b will be floatin' about too. The bar is only open until midnight, a bit later would have been ideal, but it's still all bless.
Oh yea and the whole things free too, don't need no tickets or none o' dat wackness.

Yea, so show some love ! Even if you don't wanna stay for the whole thing (even though you should) jus' come and watch the flick then do one... if you wanna be a fass about it.

There's some wack online flyer type thing I tried to do, as you can no doubt tell, graphic design really ain't my bag.

Sunday 9 November 2008

GET TO KNOW - 3 minute Promo

Dang it,
I'm a bit late with this here up date, but fuck it. Better late than never init...?
So, below is a 3 minute promo for Get To Know. Have a little look see, if your feeling it post it about on your facebook and all that sortsa shit. That would really help. the more people that see all this shit the better.
Pretty hyped, Ben at sidewalk busted the promo on the main page within a few hours of it being uploaded. That probably don't mean shit to alot of people but I was buzzin', so fuck you. Witness init.

So far I've only uploaded it to youtube and Mpora, i'll try and sling it on Blip soon so you can check it in beautiful quicktime.


Saturday 11 October 2008

Peepy Pleasures!!!!!!

Right, We're do I begin ?,
We woke up around 11am and scrubbed our danky balls. Me and A.P went to the bakery where I got a P.H.A.T baguette and a sugar coated chocolate stick which is just like my dick.
After that we headed off in search of a spot known only as the 'Beer Banks". We searched for the spot for about 2 hours and then wondered into a metro station and got train from back to the original station we first got off. Eventually, We bumped into a park warden who couldn't speak a word of English. Somehow, he still manage to point us in the right direction. It turned out the spot was only a 5 minute walk from the original stop we got off !
We had a splendid session and then I ate shit doing a tailslide. I bruised my palm and grazed my ankle. God was not with me, so I have found a new faith in Lucifer. After about an hour session Carter noticed another spot just next to us. It was a drained out fountain with amazing mellow banks around the outside of it. We had a good session there for quite a while, then eventually headed back to the apartment for a little R+R.
Later, went back out and got a nice Pizza each... we also headed to the PEEPSHOW!!! I somehow managed AP to have a little look as well? As many know I have a keen likeing for spanish women. I went in and saw some premium latino gal dem! Full tits, a nice minge and 'back of' to die for, this drove my balls insane!
After that excitement we headed back to the apartment where we had some hashish Yes ? It turned out to be kinda low grade product. So, after that we all headed off for some much needed sleepy time. I dreamt that "We could switch, make your gal my gal." "Make Chantelle Michelle!"

Peace out suckas!
Nozza

Here some pics and lil video from the day in question.

Carter gets his art fag on.

'Beers Banks' and A.P trying to levetate David Blaine styles.


Thursday 9 October 2008

When it rains, It Poors...

Yea Blud,
OK so Noz, Carter and A.P arrived in Barcelona yesterday. Not much skating went day as it rained the alot. Got a little sesh in at Parel-lel before ducking the rain for the day.
The apartment they're staying is pretty much the perfect location, being literaly 1 min walk from the infamous MACBA.
However, as plush and well located as the apartment is,... they got mother fucking Roaches yo !

That's all I got for ya this time. A few bits below for your peepers and hopefully some more 2mora.

Nozza and A.P ltd ed. airport boredom graphics cooming soon.

Not hyped on this shit !

Nozza is convinced Carter is Prince Caspian from them Chronicles of Narnia shits.

In the words of Tony Montana "fuckin' cackroach"

Nozza trying to seal those bastad roaches out...No, it didn't work.



Aight Peace, Check back tomorrow.

Monday 29 September 2008

Get To Flippn' Know

Word ?!
Aight, So I sent the relevant bits and pieces to Sidewalk a couple of weeks ago and still no dice. I got in touch with Ben (sidewalk) and he said he was on it, just got other shit to do first cos he's got deadlines and shit for the next mag... Which is fair play for sho.
Thus, I'm gonna blam the teaser on here and various other online joints. Here it Won't get nearly as many looks as it would being on the Sidewalk site but it will do for the time being.

The muddafuckinlowdown
So the vid is going to be called 'Get To Know' and is gonna be a Milton Keynes crew (you know which one son !)/scene video.
It's gonna be out online for free download on 28Dec. Hopefully gonna be a premiere in the new Blueprint bar next to the Buszy around mid December. Should be gully !

So far we're lookin' like footy from ;
Joe Nobes, Troy Wilding, Paul Norris, Carter Hewlett, Sean Smith, Jay Bancroft.
Possibly some snazzy joint sections in there too, Is a bit early to say who yet though.

Also gonna have footy of all manor of MK heads John Doe, Josh Lock, Marc Rollinsons As well as bangers from Leo Smith, Jody Smith, Lucien Clarke, Dave Snaddon and bare more still.

Scope the 'Teaser' below, keep your eyes peeled for a 3min Get To Know 'Promo' at the end of October.


If your down for this video help a brother out. Copy and paste the links below into a myspace bulletin or something like that. I'd be hyped, thanks

http://blip.tv/file/get/Illcartel-Teaser556.mov

http://illcartel.blogspot.com

Monday 22 September 2008

Antique Footage Awaits

Word,
Aight so, I sent that shit to sidewalk for the hook and it's not up yet, My bad for that. Dunno whas gwannin there, guess Ben's jus' mad busy...Or he watched and was like "well that was shit, I aint fuckin wit that".
Maybe I'll holla in the next day or so and see wahblow.

So, in a desperate attempt to keep you checkin this weak ass blog I served up this vintage clip for ya peepers.
Firstly - I'm not responsible for the filming, the Uber and wobbley vig, the bad audio, poor colours and everything else.
Secondly - I sure as fuck aint responsible for Jays Noughty By Nature jeans that appear to be on some high rise shit.
Thirdly - I'm sure it's a tripple FLIP not a triple SET.
Props though Jay, tripple flips when triple flips wern't even IN

Witness.
P.S Youtube link at the bottom for all you cavemen who can't fathom a quicktime movie.



Friday 19 September 2008

Get To Know

Woddup ?
Ok so the first teaser for the new video is finally done.
The video is called 'Get To Know' and will be available to download for free on December 28.
I just sent all the details and the teaser over to sidewalk so that should hopefully be on there in the next few days.

I'll blam the quicktime link on here in the next day or two. So, either keep checking back here or keep checking here.

Tuesday 16 September 2008

It's A Long Ting...

Holy shit fam,
Been more than four months since my last post. To be honest though, I don't give a D ! Summer was ill, so I was doing more important shit init.
Anyhow, we got a new video hopefully droppng in december (more info in the next post). So, I thought I'd utilize this here blog to keep dudes up to date on the vid and that sortsa shit... 'Cos on the realz, I seriously am never gonna figure out that web design bullshit. So, make do with this blog, bitch!

I'll post some new shit in the next couple of days, so holla back.

Tuesday 20 May 2008

For You Stig Loons

Whadidis !
I started the tedious process of uploading shit to the TUBE and will sort the Mpora when I'm up to date on the tube flex.
So here's Joe's most recent clip. I won't be embedding them all to each blog in future I carry on doing it as I have, only I'll add the youtube link at the bottom of each blog or something like that.